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A Number Between Juan and Ninety​-​Nine

by Tobey McTired

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The 01:22
Tobey: OH MAN it's, you know what it's called? It's called the the it's called the quite a conundrum it's called the the it's called the quite a conundrum OH is this recording is this recording??? you're not very smart I don't know what a punchline is.. where are my nostrils? Avlis: I just wanna do this.. Down in rumba rhythm zone, do the rumba beat so come on grab your honies, and spend all your monies rumba rhythm zone is the place you wanna be the place is always bumpin' this you gotta gotta see day and night it's always sunny wanna leave? HA that's funny. Meemz: I dunno.. mix it? I dunno how-- Tobey: Be-be-be-beat be-be-be-beat We got a rum we got a rum we got a rumba beat Wolfs-a-Lot: mix it *guitar solo* mix it Tobey: We have created... a beautiful work of art.
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Acvodad 02:09
Lyrics: BLANABBA! MERSHED PEDERDER Bocan darble chaise barga BOCAN DARBLE CHAISE BARGA Apple Juice, Orange Juice Shrimp. Pasickle Choo-COMBR, Crickemfops. ONYAN RANGS Avcodad avcodad! Aaaaaaaaaah-whoawhoa TIME FOR A CIGAR SOLO! THAT'S OUR PUNK SONG I HOPE YOU LIKED OUR PUNK SONG... SEEYA LATER! HA HA FOOLED YOU! Avcodad Avcodad! Aaaaaaaaaahoahoah It was on too high of a budget we gotta make it lower budget come on guys. Wolfs-a-Lot: Can I end it? Right now? It's going to make you laugh <poot>
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It speaks for itself. How you don't understand this art is beyond me, you uncultured swine.
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Scott Calvin was just a regular guy. Now he's an effed up butt man and everything HURTS please end it (Everyone:) OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And 03:54
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2012 Tboey Mctired - NOT BAREDLY IN THA SONG ALMUST DA END IS BESS YNED (RPI) SEYBRT CUZ WAO WAO SONG IZ YES MIKE CAN SUCK A PICKLE HE IS NOT IN THIS SONG!!!! GLORDYA MCDRAKEN CUZ SHE DID A THING ONCE NUUDEL CUZ YA corman, NOOK! u r aminul crossign damazing. waite wut u meen dis not credis i no how to tpye in the rigte spto i no wat i doi
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BANDWICH.MP3 00:44
flippin them patties flippin them patties flippin them patties pass the frys, bich
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Needlu: Yo Yo I'm in the poop dumpster chillin' with my monsters eating pizza and killing leprechauns wearing thongs WRONG I don't know about this song it's gonna bomb let's stop No Tobey: Yo Yo I'm in the poop dumpster chillin' with my monsters eating pizza and killing leprechauns wearing thongs WRONG I don't know about this song it's gonna bomb let's stop psch, nah Needlu: Poop dumpster, poop dumpster poop dumpster, poop dumpster .... Tobey: I'm gonna take my voice and throw it in a poop dumpster on a train to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Needlu: Hold on I gotta breathe.. .... this is my part of this song it's my part.. I'm gonna fart oh my god it's gonna smell go to HELLLLLLL thats my part Tobey(???): Gotta extend it, longer than that Needlu: How, how Tobey: Okay then I'll do it .. go to HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*adsfhjsahfjdshajfdshajfhsjafhjsafhjsahfjshfjsdahjfhsdjafhjasf pl plo plow plow plow pldshfjds* Needlu: Crap, what was that? Tobey: That--that was me putting my voice inside of a poop dumpster Needlu: No I'm talking about that did you see that? Tobey(???): N-no, what happened..? Needlu: That! It's right there. Tobey(???): Wh-ut what is it Needlu: A big pile of poop Tobey: I'm at the McKurgerBing~~~~ Needlu: COPYRIGHT!!!!!!! Tobey: Mang this ain't no copyright this is copyWRONG all up in here-- RASberry: It's not copywrong, you got two different people singing it in the same song! Tobey: Yo Figaro you're crampin my style I'm Tobey at the Taco Bell It's the taste you can smell... ..with your eyesss. Needlu: Tobey McTired - A Number Between Juan and Ninety-Nine is our platinum album..
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Because I'm about to drop beats just like this it's like UH YEAH
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最高のトッピングとNomidosのピザでのみ9.99のための最速配信!それを取るかそれを残す!
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Deenrel right.
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SUPER EXPLICIT Y'DIG? One time yo man yo I was at McDonalds man Hey yo man I had some fries man Gotta put that salt on that ya'know? I was tryin'a shake up the fries and then the shit broke man And them fries fell on the street man and then got ran over by a car man. Shit. What's your favorite fry? Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like I'm about to drop beats just like this I'm about to drop beats just like this DOCTOR PHIL ---SOLO--- Award games ceremony The games are, uh Bananas the Echidna the Game Donny Osmond in Taco Trouble Electric Boogaloo Racing Konky Dong World Tour Jim Boonie's Free House Simulator 2020 Lord of the Things: Return of the Fellows Marvel's Bajengers in: Dogcraft 3 Peter Pan 7 Link to the Past 2 A Bug's Life starring Mitt Romney on the cymbals Phoctor Doctor Phil Dil Gangrenerations Needs more O-Salami what about Rig Nigs: Lover than blow spacing? (GASPING) Hey Tobey -------------- Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE?
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One time yo man yo I was at McDonalds man Hey yo man I had some fries man Gotta put that salt on that ya'know? I was tryin'a shake up the fries and then the ??? broke man And them fries fell on the street man and then got ran over by a car man. ???. What's your favorite fry? Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like I'm about to drop beats just like this I'm about to drop beats just like this DOCTOR PHIL ---SOLO--- Award games ceremony The games are, uh Bananas the Echidna the Game Donny Osmond in Taco Trouble Electric Boogaloo Racing Konky Dong World Tour Jim Boonie's Free House Simulator 2020 Lord of the Things: Return of the Fellows Marvel's Bajengers in: Dogcraft 3 Peter Pan 7 Link to the Past 2 A Bug's Life starring Mitt Romney on the cymbals Phoctor Doctor Phil Dil Gangrenerations Needs more O-Salami what about Rig No: Lover than blow spacing? (GASPING) Hey Tobey -------------- Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE?
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Needlu is a jerkwaffle

about

Do you like true works of art? Do you like the mona lisa? no? Then you /might/ just like Tobey McTired's beautiful existence: "A Number Between Juan and Ninety-Nine". Its babby's first album!

Featuring the skills of many lesser artists to Tobey because his mastery of the music world in songs he doesn't even make entirely himself far exceeds that of human comprehension, this not really work-in-progress album is kid tested and mother approved! Get your first album today, as soon as possible, por favor. Do it for the seals!

No really. All potential funds gained from this album are immediately not sent to the department of McTiredLand so that these poachers and furtrappers would quit whipping up on my favorite baby seal. So once again, DO IT FOR THE SEALS! I AM HUNGRY!1111111

Are we cleer i want breakfast so pls go away. I love you and you love this album too. Tobey McTired is our #1 platnumb albarn.

credits

released May 15, 2012

Tobey McTired - The best.
Apidoodle - instrument?? YOU ARE FIRED!!11
Chuck Forever - AWESOME DRUMMER WOW HE DID LIKE 1 SONG
Avlis Semyr - not backwards rapper
Needlu - master commander in a straight jacket also he is.
Sir Wolfs-a-Lot - air guitar, words of wisdom, pooting tooting and scooting.
Man-o-T - counts off, throws parties in the air.
Pot Bellied Pig - thinks he's a gorilla
Harmony Hog - best singer in the room today
Brian - died. rip.
Dr.Ake - MD. coffee.
Soupyman - does some lines, NO~
The Hunted - pretends to play some instruments
Meemz - I dunno how
KONKY - shut up nokky.
BANAN - ?????????????????? gdlk????????????
Psybert - how did computer. teach. hegh.
Alan.Regenade - he did a thing wunce.
GLORDIA - who?
RASBURRY - idk feedback is
Sodiddly the Canman - what is a horse
PUCK. - he parked himself.

Mikey McTired is a lie, don't believe that he exists ok.

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Tobey McTired New York, New York

I am Tobey McTired, I am musician that is a good musician and I take care of the animals. I even stop criminals from robbing the banks. Kill new wave and save the seals!!

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