A Number Between Juan and Ninety​-​Nine

by Tobey McTired

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about

Do you like true works of art? Do you like the mona lisa? no? Then you /might/ just like Tobey McTired's beautiful existence: "A Number Between Juan and Ninety-Nine". Its babby's first album!

Featuring the skills of many lesser artists to Tobey because his mastery of the music world in songs he doesn't even make entirely himself far exceeds that of human comprehension, this not really work-in-progress album is kid tested and mother approved! Get your first album today, as soon as possible, por favor. Do it for the seals!

No really. All potential funds gained from this album are immediately not sent to the department of McTiredLand so that these poachers and furtrappers would quit whipping up on my favorite baby seal. So once again, DO IT FOR THE SEALS! I AM HUNGRY!1111111

Are we cleer i want breakfast so pls go away. I love you and you love this album too. Tobey McTired is our #1 platnumb albarn.

credits

released May 15, 2012

Tobey McTired - The best.
Apidoodle - instrument?? YOU ARE FIRED!!11
Chuck Forever - AWESOME DRUMMER WOW HE DID LIKE 1 SONG
Avlis Semyr - not backwards rapper
Needlu - master commander in a straight jacket also he is.
Sir Wolfs-a-Lot - air guitar, words of wisdom, pooting tooting and scooting.
Man-o-T - counts off, throws parties in the air.
Pot Bellied Pig - thinks he's a gorilla
Harmony Hog - best singer in the room today
Brian - died. rip.
Dr.Ake - MD. coffee.
Soupyman - does some lines, NO~
The Hunted - pretends to play some instruments
Meemz - I dunno how
KONKY - shut up nokky.
BANAN - ?????????????????? gdlk????????????
Psybert - how did computer. teach. hegh.
Alan.Regenade - he did a thing wunce.
GLORDIA - who?
RASBURRY - idk feedback is
Sodiddly the Canman - what is a horse
PUCK. - he parked himself.

Mikey McTired is a lie, don't believe that he exists ok.

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about

Tobey McTired New York, New York

I am Tobey McTired, I am musician that is a good musician and I take care of the animals. I even stop criminals from robbing the banks. Kill new wave and save the seals!!

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Track Name: The
Tobey:
OH MAN it's, you know what it's called?
It's called the
the
it's called the
quite a conundrum
it's called the
the
it's called the
quite a conundrum
OH is this recording is this recording???
you're not very smart
I don't know what a punchline is..
where are my nostrils?

Avlis:
I just wanna do this..
Down in rumba rhythm zone, do the rumba beat
so come on grab your honies, and spend all your monies
rumba rhythm zone is the place you wanna be
the place is always bumpin' this you gotta gotta see
day and night it's always sunny
wanna leave? HA that's funny.

Meemz:
I dunno.. mix it?
I dunno how--

Tobey:
Be-be-be-beat
be-be-be-beat
We got a rum
we got a rum
we got a rumba beat

Wolfs-a-Lot:
mix it
*guitar solo*
mix it

Tobey:
We have created... a beautiful work of art.
Track Name: Acvodad
Lyrics:
BLANABBA!
MERSHED PEDERDER
Bocan darble chaise barga BOCAN DARBLE CHAISE BARGA
Apple Juice, Orange Juice
Shrimp. Pasickle
Choo-COMBR, Crickemfops.
ONYAN RANGS

Avcodad avcodad!
Aaaaaaaaaah-whoawhoa
TIME FOR A CIGAR SOLO!
THAT'S OUR PUNK SONG I HOPE YOU LIKED OUR PUNK SONG... SEEYA LATER!

HA HA FOOLED YOU!

Avcodad Avcodad!
Aaaaaaaaaahoahoah
It was on too high of a budget we gotta make it lower budget come on guys.

Wolfs-a-Lot:
Can I end it?
Right now?
It's going to make you laugh
<poot>
Track Name: Save the Seals
It speaks for itself. How you don't understand this art is beyond me, you uncultured swine.
Track Name: But the Song Was 2 Long
Scott Calvin
was just a regular guy.
Now he's an effed up butt man
and everything HURTS
please end it

(Everyone:) OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Track Name: My Internet Died So Then Appidoodle Did A
2012
Tboey Mctired - NOT BAREDLY IN THA SONG ALMUST DA END IS BESS

YNED (RPI)
SEYBRT CUZ WAO WAO SONG IZ YES

MIKE CAN SUCK A PICKLE HE IS NOT IN THIS SONG!!!!

GLORDYA MCDRAKEN CUZ SHE DID A THING ONCE

NUUDEL CUZ YA

corman, NOOK! u r aminul crossign damazing.

waite wut u meen dis not credis i no how to tpye in the rigte spto i no wat i doi
Track Name: Stylophone Party
WOOWEIEWIEWJRIOEWIREWIOROEWROEWIOREWIORIOEWRIOEWIOREIWORIOWIORIOEWIROEWIORIOWEIORIOEWRIOEWIOREIWORIOEWIOREWIORIOEWRIOEWIORIEOWRIOEWIOREWIOR
Track Name: Tobey McTired. - Chuck Forever's Anthem (of loss and dispair for losing a sun, for you see he is the proud mother hen of a nest of 3. He got on his hat and he smoked his pipe and called on his meemas 3. listen to the song already or dont whatever lol i dont even care wat u say cuz i am warein my)
=
Track Name: BANDWICH.MP3
flippin them patties
flippin them patties
flippin them patties
pass the frys, bich
Track Name: Throw it in the Poop Dumpster NOW
Needlu:
Yo Yo I'm in the poop dumpster
chillin' with my monsters
eating pizza and killing leprechauns
wearing thongs
WRONG
I don't know about this song
it's gonna bomb
let's stop
No

Tobey:
Yo Yo I'm in the poop dumpster
chillin' with my monsters
eating pizza and killing leprechauns
wearing thongs
WRONG
I don't know about this song
it's gonna bomb
let's stop
psch, nah

Needlu:
Poop dumpster, poop dumpster
poop dumpster, poop dumpster
....

Tobey:
I'm gonna take my voice
and throw it in a poop dumpster
on a train to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Needlu:
Hold on I gotta breathe..
....
this is my part
of this song
it's my part.. I'm gonna fart
oh my god it's gonna smell
go to HELLLLLLL
thats my part

Tobey(???):
Gotta extend it, longer than that

Needlu:
How, how

Tobey:
Okay then I'll do it
..
go to HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*adsfhjsahfjdshajfdshajfhsjafhjsafhjsahfjshfjsdahjfhsdjafhjasf pl plo plow plow plow pldshfjds*

Needlu:
Crap, what was that?

Tobey:
That--that was me putting my voice inside of a poop dumpster

Needlu:
No I'm talking about that did you see that?

Tobey(???):
N-no, what happened..?

Needlu:
That! It's right there.

Tobey(???):
Wh-ut what is it

Needlu:
A big
pile of
poop

Tobey:
I'm at the McKurgerBing~~~~

Needlu:
COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!

Tobey:
Mang this ain't no copyright this is copyWRONG all up in here--

RASberry:
It's not copywrong, you got two different people singing it in the same song!

Tobey:
Yo Figaro you're crampin my style
I'm Tobey at the Taco Bell
It's the taste you can smell...
..with your eyesss.

Needlu:
Tobey McTired - A Number Between Juan and Ninety-Nine is our platinum album..
Track Name: ¡STORMS N STREEPS!
g
Track Name: TR00PUNX R34L74LK (w/SWIzzydel)
shullbit
Track Name: u r mistakn (ft. Single White Infidel)
Because I'm about to drop beats just like this it's like

UH

YEAH
Track Name: adognam'd3.url (wit swankledef.png)
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Track Name: decebumr_haz_camel.swi
is
Track Name: トビーは、ピザを販売し、完売することを決定. 冗談だよ!
最高のトッピングとNomidosのピザでのみ9.99のための最速配信!それを取るかそれを残す!
Track Name: The News At 12:59 AM (it's hard to say goodbye)
Deenrel right.
Track Name: What's Your Favorite Fry? (Greasy McGeezy Style)
SUPER EXPLICIT Y'DIG?

One time yo man yo I was at McDonalds man
Hey yo man I had some fries man
Gotta put that salt on that ya'know?
I was tryin'a shake up the fries and then the shit broke man
And them fries fell on the street man and then got ran over by a car man.
Shit.

What's your favorite fry?

Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like
I'm about to drop beats just like this
I'm about to drop beats just like this

DOCTOR PHIL

---SOLO---
Award games ceremony
The games are, uh
Bananas the Echidna the Game
Donny Osmond in Taco Trouble
Electric Boogaloo Racing
Konky Dong World Tour
Jim Boonie's Free House Simulator 2020
Lord of the Things: Return of the Fellows
Marvel's Bajengers in: Dogcraft 3
Peter Pan 7 Link to the Past 2
A Bug's Life starring Mitt Romney on the cymbals
Phoctor Doctor Phil Dil Gangrenerations
Needs more O-Salami
what about Rig Nigs: Lover than blow spacing?

(GASPING)
Hey Tobey
--------------
Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like
Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE?
Track Name: What's Your Favorite Fry? (Stupid Wussy Style Version)
One time yo man yo I was at McDonalds man
Hey yo man I had some fries man
Gotta put that salt on that ya'know?
I was tryin'a shake up the fries and then the ??? broke man
And them fries fell on the street man and then got ran over by a car man.
???.

What's your favorite fry?

Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like
I'm about to drop beats just like this
I'm about to drop beats just like this

DOCTOR PHIL

---SOLO---
Award games ceremony
The games are, uh
Bananas the Echidna the Game
Donny Osmond in Taco Trouble
Electric Boogaloo Racing
Konky Dong World Tour
Jim Boonie's Free House Simulator 2020
Lord of the Things: Return of the Fellows
Marvel's Bajengers in: Dogcraft 3
Peter Pan 7 Link to the Past 2
A Bug's Life starring Mitt Romney on the cymbals
Phoctor Doctor Phil Dil Gangrenerations
Needs more O-Salami
what about Rig No: Lover than blow spacing?

(GASPING)
Hey Tobey
--------------
Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like
Nah, Screw fries
And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE?
Track Name: Summon da Butter (Butt'r Booster)
Needlu is a jerkwaffle