POTASSIUM POWER: This ISHT is Bananas: Forming the New Universe: The Story of Bananas the Echidna : As Told By Tobey McTired and (Mostly) His Friends

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The story of the legendary Bananas the Echidna saga, as told by the beautiful Tobey McTired and his friends for the most part, its a thing that goes really cool and things and its a full out story that teeter totters dangerously on the copyright tightrope. Or... IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

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released August 8, 2012

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I am Tobey McTired, I am musician that is a good musician and I take care of the animals. I even stop criminals from robbing the banks. Kill new wave and save the seals!!

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Track Name: Tales of a Bananular Existence (Part 1)
RING RING RING!
Stove's alarm clock rings in through the silence of the night
Which has been broken by the light of the morning
Stove decides to engage in her fornication with her lover
And to do so she'll need the most beautiful of clothing

She takes the most beautiful bikini of purple
Forged from the skins of angels
And takes it with her to the beach
While exclaiming to ourself

"I am a beautiful creature, and the most powerful creature in the universe, and all will bow before me in time"

Ahem
Bananas the Echidna rolls across the valley side
In a side shop cart made with his own fingertips
as he travels through to the bapalace

He is going to see his cousin Apples
And Apples... is quite a loser
Cause Bananas is just better

When he gets to the bapalace, he sees the Sovereign Emerdood crying.
He comforts her, saying

"SOVEREIGN EMERDOOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
And Sovereign Emerdood says
"My heart has been broken by Apples..."
And Bananas, who is compassionate beyond others
Decides to go with her to the Beach

"I... I KNOW YOU MUST BE LONELY, SOVEREIGN EMERDOOD"
Says Bananas
"APPLES DOESN'T TREAT YOU WELL"
And together they go

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Stove is now at the ocean, waiting for her Romeo,
Who... is... coming soon!
And... then... she walks across the beach
And sees two lifeguards; a Waterfowl and a Dog
Who are... the most beautiful people she's ever seen
Except for herself because she thinks she's the most beautiful person.

Then! Professor Eggbeater appears on the beach
Saying that he wants to win Stove's affection
And to show his love for her
He releases extra fatty rolls and extra arms
To show that...

He releases extra fatty arms and fatty rolls to show his admiration of Stove.
Stove is disgusted and walks away

Next, Fluffy Pineapple comes and decides to in order to show his love for stove
He will tear her clothing away.
Stove is disgusted, and walks away.

"Boo. Gotcha." He yells
Taking her clothing and running away
As if possessed by the ghost of an irate Frenchman.

"OH NO!!"
The shrieks of Sink shatter the heavens themselves
But that is irrelevant because
Bananas the Echidna is going to arrive on the scene

BUT until then we find young Jim
going to the gas station to buy
a snooze paper for his mother

The newspaper salesman replies
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
and Jim says
"Well THAT'S excessive!"
But the newspaper guy silences him by saying
"Pay up!"
"Pay up!"
"Pay up!"
And Jim pays up... and then he leaves!

And then Bananas and the Mass-Sovereign Emerdood arrive at the beach
And Bananas says
"I AM THE EXEMPLAR OF PERFECTION, I AM THE ESSENCE OF OMNIPOTENCE, I AM BANANAS THE ECHIDNA"
To be thus continued
In the next Bananular Ehehepisode!
Track Name: Tales of a Bananular Existence (Part 2)
RING RING RING

Bananas is now on the beach
With the Sovereign Emeradood
And they see a most beatiful sunset

Besides the necessary amount of sand
Bananas has everything he needs;
He has his gloves, bananas, rubbers, candlelight dinner and more sand.
And he says to the Sovereign Emeradood

"SOVEREIGN EMERADOOD, ARE YOU DOING WELL? BECAUSE I WILL DO YOU WELL."

And Bananas then reaches over with the most beautiful of hands and caresses her Emerald hide, and says to her again

"I LOVE YOU, SOVEREIGN EMERADOOD."

And Bananas proceeds the love making...

(MOVEMENT 2)

But meanwhile across the Beach
This motherfucking Strom the Albertosh is watching
He has brought what he has dubbed "nose candy"
And decides to catch a peep show as he watches Bananas and the Emeradood make sweet, sweet music.

And then also a nearby Chaish watches them mate
And is grossed out
Deciding that only puppies being run over by a tractor would be a worse sight than seeing this "love-fest", if you could even call it that...

They decide to kiss

(MOVEMENT 3)

And then, even FURTHER down the beach
There is a crab who has a moustache
That is almost as exquisitely extravagant as Bananas' bananas.
And he says
"SMASHING!"

And is fascinated by Bananas, about to pound the Sovereign Emeradood, which he is also doing.

"OW IT IS BEAUTIFUL!"
he yells
"I CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE!!"

And, and so he did see the universe.
But who cares because we all know he's a master lover.


(MOVEMENT 4)

And then Fluffy Pineapple arrives
And sees Stove, who is also I guess in this story
And sees her chest
And then... it happens

He transforms into Konky Dong, who sucks
And decides to come over and suck more, 'cause he still sucks,
And sees her chest
And then he drops her bikini of purple on the beach
and decides that... he is here to perform for you, and we might know him too.

But he is going to probably try and do something with Stove...
Anyway

(MOVEMENT 5)

Next you see Professor Eggbeater
With his extra fatty arms and fatty rolls
is uh, on the beach
and is still displeased about being rejected

Anyway uh, he decides to transform into a giant blue motherfucking... thing.
Uh, I believe it's called Complete Eggbeater Havoc.

(MOVEMENT 6)

And meanwhile
Young Jim's Mom is at her apartment
With her European undergarments
While Jim is still getting a snoozepaper from the newspaper salesman

"THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER"
(THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER)
(THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER)

And Jim is still considering it excessive ("Well that's excessive!")
But he decides to buy another one ("Pay up!")
Because he likes to support his local businesses.

BUT THEN all of a sudden
His... His Mom's apartment is attacked by Eggman Havoc ("Oh no!")
And is becomes just a pile of rubble
And then Egg....

(MOVEMENT 7)

And then he decides to
Completely take over the world
And the city is being destroyed as well
But nobody cares because everyone's at the Beach
Just getting down~

And then Bananas looks to the camera and says
"I AM THE EXEMPLAR OF PERFECTION I AM THE PERFECTION EXEMPLAR
I AM BANANAS THE ECHIDNA!"
to be thus continued...

In the next Bananular Eh-he-hepisode!