--GZ Intro-- Yeah man Yo man yo man We up in this barbequin' business Yo man yo I don't need no business man yo Man- yo I'mma talk man cause you know Rap is too mainstream man Yo yo man yo Everybody's grillin' and man yo And we had a Super Bowl party man And everyone know what it is man Wai-wai-wait this is a barbeque? Shit, I'm a vegetarian man! Forget this! PEACE! --Hook 1-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! --Tobey Verse 1-- Yo I'm grillin this chicken And it's real thickin' I put it on the skewer And it tastes real gooder This chicken tastes like dump A fat chicken rump Dumps likes chicken or something, NO! Get that steak it tastes real fine I like to have different steaks all the time like uh... uh, I don't know I like steak though It's true though, YO! --Needlu Verse 1-- It's grillin, it's illin' I'm chillin' for rillin' I'm a New York thug And I like drug dillin' The second verse is gonna put you in a hearse Like Hershey bars on the grill I ate that stuff and it tasted melted. Barbecue. --Hook 2-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! --Tobey Verse 2-- I dun grilled my copier machine (WHAT?) I don't care if my car ain't clean (WHAT?) I dun see what can't be seen (WHAT?) Park on the grill, so fresh so CLEAN (yup) ??? so ill it sizzles Like Snoop Dogg do I like it? Forizzle. I think it's fine and I eat it all the time it's really nice Stuff tastes good like a whole bunch of RICE! Dude Barbecue means really good food I wanna eat it 'cause it tastes like food I eat food, food is good FOOD FOOD BARBEFOOD!? --Needlu Verse 2-- Girls n Schmidt. How we supposed to know to cook n flip? Fly away on my blimp Grills... all up in my grill. Don get too close Gon' burn your face We don't need no hospital In my place Barbecue-cue-cue Pew pew pew Shootin all the nuggies with a AK-42 Steak and ribs And babies in bibs Barb wire food Hurt yo mouf. --Hook 3-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! (YO MAN YO HOW YOU HEAT THAT GRILL YO?) --Arnold Verse 1-- I use propane From Hank Hill mayn I got propane accessories and uh, lame. That's my cousin, Who causes me pain He cheated on my homie From down the lane Damnit I'm hungry I need candy canes BUT FORGET THE CANDY CANES I GOTS THA BABALOO! --Tobey Verse 3-- Stay in school Stay in school Stay in school? Stay IN school Stay in school Don't do what we do Cause if you do You'll have a barbe-quoo --Hook 4-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! --Arnold Verse 2-- Barbecuin' nigga yeah Presidential swag Chicken tastes so good You'll slap your mamma's ass Oh it's so greezy Eggs over easy Add some bacon It's up the heezy fo-sheezy Forgot to pay my rent So now I live with my cat But I grilled my cat And now he - WAIT WHAT? Nope. --Hook?-- Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food (I SAY, IT'S BARBARA FOOD!) --Tobey Verse 4-- Barbecue it's real in this place Gonna get sloppy BBQ all over your face It's real deal meals, Guys it's still on the grill Food so hefty you can't pay the bills I ate this food and it tastes like yes I went to the store and the guy said yes I said yes, he said yes too We had some really good tasty barbe-YES --Needlu verse 3-- Finger lickin' good In the hood Them ribs, them ribs them ribs Right bone connected to the grill Chill Head bone collected to the grill Hill Grillin' my hundred dolla bill Ill Now I'm poor. IRS knockin' on my door FLEE Like a bee in the streets Stingin' them poops so they smell like pee Hallelu-jur This bargain-koo is good --Hook 5-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! --Tobey Verse 5-- I am parb You are eat Got grills cause it can't be beets Pickled beets Trick or Treats Yes feasts, treats Elite bacon barbe-barbe clue in the barbe-floov WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?! --Needlu Verse 4-- My last verse Put it in a purse Pack your bags Gon' be a [CENSORED] Hey why the [CENSORED] did you bleep that out? All I said was [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED!] I give up. I'm out. Bavradoo. --Hook 6-- What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?! --Avlis Verse-- Oh I can try. My raps are so bad they'll make you cry One time I accidentally barbecued a fly Bacon bacon bacon is so good I would eat bacon every day if I could But I can't Cause then I'd get fat I don't think any dude would want that! (Loud drink protesting in the BG) --Tobey Verse 6-- Eight Nine Eleven Seven Twelve BLEH YOU KITES I HATE KITES STUPID KITES PUT THAT ON THE GRILL! GRILLS KILLS KITES kites NO! Scarborough Faire, nuggios! --Arnold Verse 3-- You wanna know how good this ish be? Then you better shut your piehole and listen to me Yo, I got Vin Diesels dog to eat my shit Yeah and Oprah done said this was legit, man My Mom saw me havin' a barbecue She hit me in the face with my Grandma's shoe Then I said "HELL NAW!" and I grabbed her boobs But they weren't boobs! They were BARBEBOOBS! --Hook 7?-- Oh... okay, do-do we continue? uhh... What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? (AUGH) What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? (OW HE SHOT MY GEORGE FOREMAN) What'chu gonna do, have... where'd everybody GO? --???-- They didn't invite me to the barbecue I shot them all, I made them rue I was left out of all those songs Now you saw that I'm the boss. Oh no. Now I'm dead. Bleh. --Tobey revealed as the shooter-- <Tobey Laughing> --Col Medina Ending?-- That was for locking me out, Jerks.

Old Mac Donald was walkin' on his farm he saw a pig and it was all like Bam Look at that bacon sizzle Zya-tata. Tobey McTired was a farm, and he saw a pig, yes. Screw it Mix it YEA-

One time yo man yo I was at McDonalds man Hey yo man I had some fries man Gotta put that salt on that ya'know? I was tryin'a shake up the fries and then the ... broke man And them fries fell on the street man and then got ran over by a car man. ... What's your favorite fry? Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like I'm about to drop beats just like this I'm about to drop beats just like this DOCTOR PHIL ---SOLO--- Award games ceremony The games are, uh Bananas the Echidna the Game Donny Osmond in Taco Trouble Electric Boogaloo Racing Konky Dong World Tour Jim Boonie's Free House Simulator 2020 Lord of the Things: Return of the Fellows Marvel's Bajengers in: Dogcraft 3 Peter Pan 7 Link to the Past 2 A Bug's Life starring Mitt Romney on the cymbals Phoctor Doctor Phil Dil Gangrenerations Needs more O-Salami what about Rig No: Lover than blow spacing? (GASPING) Hey Tobey -------------- Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like Nah, Screw fries And then you watch a sucka beatbox like this like WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE?

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