--GZ Intro--

Yeah man
Yo man yo man
We up in this barbequin' business
Yo man yo
I don't need no business man yo
Man- yo I'mma talk man cause you know
Rap is too mainstream man

Yo yo man yo
Everybody's grillin' and man yo
And we had a Super Bowl party man
And everyone know what it is man

Wai-wai-wait this is a barbeque?
Shit, I'm a vegetarian man!
Forget this!
PEACE!

--Hook 1--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!

--Tobey Verse 1--

Yo I'm grillin this chicken
And it's real thickin'
I put it on the skewer
And it tastes real gooder

This chicken tastes like dump
A fat chicken rump
Dumps likes chicken or something,
NO!

Get that steak it tastes real fine
I like to have different steaks all the time
like uh... uh, I don't know
I like steak though
It's true though, YO!

--Needlu Verse 1--

It's grillin, it's illin'
I'm chillin' for rillin'
I'm a New York thug
And I like drug dillin'

The second verse is gonna put you in a hearse
Like Hershey bars on the grill
I ate that stuff and it tasted melted.

Barbecue.

--Hook 2--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!

--Tobey Verse 2--

I dun grilled my copier machine (WHAT?)
I don't care if my car ain't clean (WHAT?)
I dun see what can't be seen (WHAT?)
Park on the grill, so fresh so CLEAN (yup)

??? so ill it sizzles
Like Snoop Dogg do I like it?
Forizzle.

I think it's fine and I eat it all the time
it's really nice
Stuff tastes good like a whole bunch of RICE!

Dude
Barbecue means really good food
I wanna eat it 'cause it tastes like food

I eat food,
food is good
FOOD FOOD
BARBEFOOD!?

--Needlu Verse 2--

Girls n Schmidt.
How we supposed to know to cook n flip?
Fly away on my blimp
Grills... all up in my grill.

Don get too close
Gon' burn your face
We don't need no hospital
In my place

Barbecue-cue-cue
Pew pew pew
Shootin all the nuggies with a AK-42

Steak and ribs
And babies in bibs
Barb wire food

Hurt yo mouf.

--Hook 3--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!
(YO MAN YO HOW YOU HEAT THAT GRILL YO?)

--Arnold Verse 1--

I use propane
From Hank Hill mayn
I got propane accessories
and uh, lame.

That's my cousin,
Who causes me pain
He cheated on my homie
From down the lane

Damnit I'm hungry
I need candy canes
BUT FORGET THE CANDY CANES
I GOTS THA BABALOO!

--Tobey Verse 3--

Stay in school
Stay in school
Stay in school?
Stay IN school

Stay in school
Don't do what we do
Cause if you do
You'll have a barbe-quoo

--Hook 4--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!

--Arnold Verse 2--
Barbecuin' nigga yeah
Presidential swag
Chicken tastes so good
You'll slap your mamma's ass

Oh it's so greezy
Eggs over easy
Add some bacon
It's up the heezy fo-sheezy

Forgot to pay my rent
So now I live with my cat
But I grilled my cat
And now he -
WAIT WHAT? Nope.

--Hook?--

Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food
Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food
Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food
Went to George Bush, Got some Barbara Food
(I SAY, IT'S BARBARA FOOD!)

--Tobey Verse 4--

Barbecue it's real in this place
Gonna get sloppy BBQ all over your face
It's real deal meals, Guys it's still on the grill
Food so hefty you can't pay the bills

I ate this food and it tastes like yes
I went to the store and the guy said yes
I said yes, he said yes too
We had some really good tasty barbe-YES

--Needlu verse 3--

Finger lickin' good
In the hood
Them ribs, them ribs them ribs

Right bone connected to the grill
Chill
Head bone collected to the grill
Hill
Grillin' my hundred dolla bill
Ill
Now I'm poor.
IRS knockin' on my door
FLEE Like a bee in the streets
Stingin' them poops so they smell like pee

Hallelu-jur
This bargain-koo is good

--Hook 5--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!

--Tobey Verse 5--

I am parb
You are eat
Got grills cause it can't be beets

Pickled beets
Trick or Treats
Yes feasts, treats

Elite bacon barbe-barbe clue
in the barbe-floov

WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?!

--Needlu Verse 4--

My last verse
Put it in a purse
Pack your bags
Gon' be a [CENSORED]

Hey why the [CENSORED] did you bleep that out?
All I said was [CENSORED]
[CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED]
[CENSORED!]

I give up.
I'm out.

Bavradoo.

--Hook 6--

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?!

--Avlis Verse--

Oh I can try.
My raps are so bad they'll make you cry
One time I accidentally barbecued a fly

Bacon bacon bacon is so good
I would eat bacon every day if I could
But I can't

Cause then I'd get fat
I don't think any dude would want that!
(Loud drink protesting in the BG)

--Tobey Verse 6--

Eight Nine Eleven Seven Twelve BLEH
YOU KITES
I HATE KITES
STUPID KITES
PUT THAT ON THE GRILL!

GRILLS KILLS KITES kites NO!

Scarborough Faire, nuggios!

--Arnold Verse 3--

You wanna know how good this ish be?
Then you better shut your piehole and listen to me
Yo, I got Vin Diesels dog to eat my shit
Yeah and Oprah done said this was legit, man

My Mom saw me havin' a barbecue
She hit me in the face with my Grandma's shoe
Then I said "HELL NAW!" and I grabbed her boobs
But they weren't boobs! They were BARBEBOOBS!

--Hook 7?--

Oh... okay, do-do we continue? uhh...

What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue?
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? (AUGH)
What'chu gonna do, have a barbecue? (OW HE SHOT MY GEORGE FOREMAN)
What'chu gonna do, have... where'd everybody GO?

--???--

They didn't invite me to the barbecue
I shot them all, I made them rue
I was left out of all those songs
Now you saw that I'm the boss.

Oh no. Now I'm dead. Bleh.

--Tobey revealed as the shooter--

<Tobey Laughing>

--Col Medina Ending?--

That was for locking me out, Jerks.