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Part 1 of the tales of Bananas the Echidna and Tobey's ongoing importance in the universe.

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RING RING RING!
Stove's alarm clock rings in through the silence of the night
Which has been broken by the light of the morning
Stove decides to engage in her fornication with her lover
And to do so she'll need the most beautiful of clothing

She takes the most beautiful bikini of purple
Forged from the skins of angels
And takes it with her to the beach
While exclaiming to ourself

"I am a beautiful creature, and the most powerful creature in the universe, and all will bow before me in time"

Ahem
Bananas the Echidna rolls across the valley side
In a side shop cart made with his own fingertips
as he travels through to the bapalace

He is going to see his cousin Apples
And Apples... is quite a loser
Cause Bananas is just better

When he gets to the bapalace, he sees the Sovereign Emerdood crying.
He comforts her, saying

"SOVEREIGN EMERDOOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
And Sovereign Emerdood says
"My heart has been broken by Apples..."
And Bananas, who is compassionate beyond others
Decides to go with her to the Beach

"I... I KNOW YOU MUST BE LONELY, SOVEREIGN EMERDOOD"
Says Bananas
"APPLES DOESN'T TREAT YOU WELL"
And together they go

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Stove is now at the ocean, waiting for her Romeo,
Who... is... coming soon!
And... then... she walks across the beach
And sees two lifeguards; a Waterfowl and a Dog
Who are... the most beautiful people she's ever seen
Except for herself because she thinks she's the most beautiful person.

Then! Professor Eggbeater appears on the beach
Saying that he wants to win Stove's affection
And to show his love for her
He releases extra fatty rolls and extra arms
To show that...

He releases extra fatty arms and fatty rolls to show his admiration of Stove.
Stove is disgusted and walks away

Next, Fluffy Pineapple comes and decides to in order to show his love for stove
He will tear her clothing away.
Stove is disgusted, and walks away.

"Boo. Gotcha." He yells
Taking her clothing and running away
As if possessed by the ghost of an irate Frenchman.

"OH NO!!"
The shrieks of Sink shatter the heavens themselves
But that is irrelevant because
Bananas the Echidna is going to arrive on the scene

BUT until then we find young Jim
going to the gas station to buy
a snooze paper for his mother

The newspaper salesman replies
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
"That is five dollars to buy a newspaper!"
and Jim says
"Well THAT'S excessive!"
But the newspaper guy silences him by saying
"Pay up!"
"Pay up!"
"Pay up!"
And Jim pays up... and then he leaves!

And then Bananas and the Mass-Sovereign Emerdood arrive at the beach
And Bananas says
"I AM THE EXEMPLAR OF PERFECTION, I AM THE ESSENCE OF OMNIPOTENCE, I AM BANANAS THE ECHIDNA"
To be thus continued
In the next Bananular Ehehepisode!

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I am Tobey McTired, I am musician that is a good musician and I take care of the animals. I even stop criminals from robbing the banks. Kill new wave and save the seals!!

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