RING RING RING

Bananas is now on the beach
With the Sovereign Emeradood
And they see a most beatiful sunset

Besides the necessary amount of sand
Bananas has everything he needs;
He has his gloves, bananas, rubbers, candlelight dinner and more sand.
And he says to the Sovereign Emeradood

"SOVEREIGN EMERADOOD, ARE YOU DOING WELL? BECAUSE I WILL DO YOU WELL."

And Bananas then reaches over with the most beautiful of hands and caresses her Emerald hide, and says to her again

"I LOVE YOU, SOVEREIGN EMERADOOD."

And Bananas proceeds the love making...

(MOVEMENT 2)

But meanwhile across the Beach
This motherfucking Strom the Albertosh is watching
He has brought what he has dubbed "nose candy"
And decides to catch a peep show as he watches Bananas and the Emeradood make sweet, sweet music.

And then also a nearby Chaish watches them mate
And is grossed out
Deciding that only puppies being run over by a tractor would be a worse sight than seeing this "love-fest", if you could even call it that...

They decide to kiss

(MOVEMENT 3)

And then, even FURTHER down the beach
There is a crab who has a moustache
That is almost as exquisitely extravagant as Bananas' bananas.
And he says
"SMASHING!"

And is fascinated by Bananas, about to pound the Sovereign Emeradood, which he is also doing.

"OW IT IS BEAUTIFUL!"
he yells
"I CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE!!"

And, and so he did see the universe.
But who cares because we all know he's a master lover.


(MOVEMENT 4)

And then Fluffy Pineapple arrives
And sees Stove, who is also I guess in this story
And sees her chest
And then... it happens

He transforms into Konky Dong, who sucks
And decides to come over and suck more, 'cause he still sucks,
And sees her chest
And then he drops her bikini of purple on the beach
and decides that... he is here to perform for you, and we might know him too.

But he is going to probably try and do something with Stove...
Anyway

(MOVEMENT 5)

Next you see Professor Eggbeater
With his extra fatty arms and fatty rolls
is uh, on the beach
and is still displeased about being rejected

Anyway uh, he decides to transform into a giant blue motherfucking... thing.
Uh, I believe it's called Complete Eggbeater Havoc.

(MOVEMENT 6)

And meanwhile
Young Jim's Mom is at her apartment
With her European undergarments
While Jim is still getting a snoozepaper from the newspaper salesman

"THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER"
(THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER)
(THAT IS STILL 5 DOLLARS TO BUY A NEWSPAPER)

And Jim is still considering it excessive ("Well that's excessive!")
But he decides to buy another one ("Pay up!")
Because he likes to support his local businesses.

BUT THEN all of a sudden
His... His Mom's apartment is attacked by Eggman Havoc ("Oh no!")
And is becomes just a pile of rubble
And then Egg....

(MOVEMENT 7)

And then he decides to
Completely take over the world
And the city is being destroyed as well
But nobody cares because everyone's at the Beach
Just getting down~

And then Bananas looks to the camera and says
"I AM THE EXEMPLAR OF PERFECTION I AM THE PERFECTION EXEMPLAR
I AM BANANAS THE ECHIDNA!"
to be thus continued...

In the next Bananular Eh-he-hepisode!